So this whore shows up to our studio with only the clothes on her back and no idea for a stage name. Clearly, she doesn't want to be a porn star. This is more of a "I have rent to pay" shoot. Fine... we've been down that road plenty of times. It doesn't mean things are going to be any easier for this pig. Ok, so first things first... what to call her. She reeked of "cheap whore" so I looked up the Spanish word for "cheap" and it was "Barato"... so meet, Barato. The positives? She's a petite little slut with a great ass and a solid body. The negatives? She smells like a gym sock and can't fuck for shit. Pauly and Gio gave this girl the worst day of her life. Boy, did the waterworks come down. No one cared... so we just continued. She finished, barely. Rent must really be overdue.